I love Durk’s rants, but every time I hear his name, I’m reminded of a limerick we used to sing at rugby parties in my youth:
“There was a young fellow, McGurken,
Who was always jerkin’ his gherkin.
His mom said McGurken,
Stop jerkin’ your gherkin!
Your gherkin’s for ferkin’ not jerkin!”
(I’m guessing Durk got a kick out of that.)
P.S. You now know what “gurken” translates to in Scottish.